Playing with Bears

I was walking down a street I used to live on and saw a group of children playing with two bears.  The bears were more like bear cubs.  The children were running around and having a good time.  I decided not to go down the street because I did not want the bears to start playing with me.  I turned around and walked back down the street and the children and bears got closer.  Now the bears were chasing the children and not playing any more.  I asked them if I should call 911 and they said yes.  I tried to call 911 but ended up programing my phone.  It kept asking me what I should call the 911 program.  The bears started chasing me around a house and kept trying to get my phone call to the police done.  The police eventually showed up and surrounded the bears with their police cars.

Garden Party

I was working with a group of people in cleaning up a back yard and garden.  We were digging up the ground.  Somebody found something that he said was a home for a fox.  He said somebody had made it special.  I looked and it was a large clay pot that was open at the top and had a long tube running out of it that went down a small hill.  The person who found the home said the reason we could never trap the fox was because there were two exits to the fox's home.  Also he said somebody had set the house up for the fox in defiance of the rules against helping foxes and other animals.  There were a lot of other people there any many of them were playing musical instruments or reciting poetry or acting in plays.  I found some music and started playing drums to the music.  I asked somebody if there was a ukulele part in the song.

Camera Training

I was walking with two people, one older and one younger.  The younger man decided he was going to learn to use a camera that uses film instead of digital.  He explained that film cameras was a new trend.  He had recently bought a camera.  It was a twin lens reflex camera.  We were trying to figure out how to use a correct exposure.  The camera had a light meter on it but the light meter used an old fashioned metering system and did not match the film speeds.  I suggested he just get the closest match and see what happens.  The older man then started talking about film speeds and using the sunny day rule.  I pointed out he could not use the sunny day rule because the film speeds did not match the exposure setting on his lens.

Submarine

I was out on the lake with a sailboat.  I came on some debris that was drifting and collected all together.  There was a submarine with all the other debris.  I hooked a line to it and dragged the submarine into the marina.  The marina would not pull the submarine out of the water.  I demanded they pull the submarine out and they told me to wait for a supervisor.  I had to wait on my boat across the channel from the marina.  There was a lot of ice built up and I had to sit on a dock that was covered with ice. 

Cross Country Driving Race

I was with a group of people who were planning an automobile race across the United States.  I go assigned to a driving team against my will and against the will of the leader of the team.  We planned to start the trip from Atlanta instead of New York because that would give us an advantage.  We would meet the main group halfway across the United States and complete the race.  While we were driving I told the rest of the team that we should make really good time because somebody could be driving all the time.  I told them about my experience driving cross country and they admitted I would be valuable to the team.  We stopped in a diner to wait for the rest of the racers.  While we were waiting the leader of the team decided we were going to wait outside instead of inside.  I told him I would wait inside because it was more comfortable.  He told me that I could not be on the team anymore if I would not cooperate.  I left the diner and didn't care that the team would lose now.

Pillow

I was in a cafeteria and sitting down to eat.  The seats all had pillows to sit on.  The pillow on my chair did not have a cover on it so I decided to cover it.  All I had was a pair of cut off jeans.  I put the jeans on the pillow and the jeans split in the back.  The pillow was bunched up so it looked like a buttocks through the split in the jeans.  People started coming in and laughing at the pillow and jeans.  I thought to myself that I had worn those jeans many times and wondered if my buttocks hung out like it did on the pillow.

Typing

I was working in an office and had just received a promotion to a new job.  I had to move to an office and there was a computer set up for me to use.  I tried to get logged in but cold not get my username and password correct.  My password was very complicated and difficult to type correctly.  There were people delivering furniture and they started telling me how and what to type.  I looked down at the keyboard the almost all of the keys were missing.  There were just little pegs sticking up that I had to depress to type.  Also there was a numeric keypad attached and part of my password was on there using the 00 key.  I was still trying to get logged in when the supervisor came in and asked me if my reports were ready yet.

Secret Message

I was working with a group to get a secret message out of the country.  The method of getting the message out was it was in a TV and the message would play when the TV was turned on.  The TV was a large flat screen TV.  I had to get the TV down a cliff to a boat waiting in the water.  The cliff was straight down and very smooth.  I threw the TV down the cliff and it banged against the cliff a few times then landed in the water and floated there while the boat picked it up.  The people in the boat started complaining about my throwing the TV but I could see that only the volume know was broken.  It was time for me to get down the cliff and I decided to jump.  At the last second I decided it was too dangerous to jump.  It was too high and I figured either the impact would kill me or I would go so far down in the water I would not be able to get to the surface.  The boat fired a treble hook with a rope attached and I rappelled down the cliff.  When I got to the bottom I discovered I was part of the Normandy Invasion and had to climb back up the cliff.  There was a small path that wound up the cliff and I crawled up.  

Swimming pool

I was in a large back yard and there was a swimming pool there.  I took all my clothes off and started swimming under water.  I swam past somebody and it was a little child.  I was embarrassed because I didn't have any clothes on.  I cam to the surface of the water and the pool was full of people.  I went to the side of the pool where my clothes were and tried to get them on without getting out of the pool.  Everybody came and watched while I was trying to get dressed .

Niagara Falls Indians

I was looking at an old map that showed the location of an Indian tribe that lived near Niagara Falls.  The camp was set right on a hill next to the falls.  They could look down the hill right into the falls.  There was a gentle slope that lead to a cliff.  If an Indian fell asleep on the slope he might roll down the slope and fall off the cliff into the falls.  I was looking at the river downstream from the falls and there was a lot of wood and branches that were forming a dam.  Somebody told me the dam would eventually become permanent and fill up the river so there would be no falls anymore.

The Bad Boss

I was working in an office building.  The floor was all white and there were grey boxes that came up out of the floor at regular intervals.  The grey boxes were printers that printed out information.  It was my task to make sure the printers kept printing by scheduling print jobs to different printers.  I had the schedule worked out so that there was some idle time at the beginning of the run but then all the printers started at once.  The end result was the work got done faster.  My supervisor made me change the schedule to get rid of the idle time at the beginning so it appeared we work working more efficiently but in reality it took longer to get all the work done because of the changes he made me do.  I did it anyhow because I was getting paid by the hour.  

More than one of the same person

I was driving down a road with a friend.  We pulled of the road to take a rest and there was a copy of my friend.  She was an identical copy and said she was from the future.  Then there was another copy and my original friend disappeared.  Then a new copy showed up and one of the other copies disappeared.  I ask one of them which was the original and she said it didn't matter because they were all the same.  We drove to a house and I put the emergency brake on because we were on a small hill.  My friend got out and walked around the house to find an open door.  My car backed down the hill and crossed the road and ended in a field.  

Shootout

I was in my small hometown and visiting some friends.  One of my friends got grabbed by a person who had just broken out of prison and was using her for a hostage.  A group of us got together and decided we were going to chase them down and arrest them.  I had a small automatic handgun.  We saw the criminals and I shot at them.  My gun was actually a squirt gun and did not shoot bullets at all.  I got a six shooter from somebody.  It was chrome plated and a large caliber with a long barrel.  We found out where the criminals where staying and the sheriff said we should guard the back door while he went to the front and made the arrest.  When the sheriff went to the front door the criminals came out the back door.  there were two of them and one of them had my friend hostage.  We were in a gully and looking up at the criminals.  One of them looked at me and said "The game is up boys".   He started to pull his gun out but I shot him real fast,  three shots right in the heart.  The other criminal started to to shoot and I shot him three times too but he did not drop to the ground real fast.  I shot one more time and the bullet was like a flare and hit him in the knee.  Then he fell down and made a long speech before he died.  The sheriff did not arrest me because it was self defense.