Boat Repairs

I was in a garage with a group of people.  We were doing some repairs on an old wooden boat.  It was very dark inside the garage so I turned a light on.  The light hung down from a electric cord and had a fixture that allowed two bulbs to be plugged in.  One of the bulbs was a fluorescent  and the other was a spotlight.  Someone unscrewed the spotlight because the light was not good from it but that made the room too dark so we put the spotlight back in.  I looked down where the spotlight was pointing and it was actually a car engine that we were working on.  I crawled inside the boat to see how it looked and a lot of the ribs were rotting away.  Somebody kept telling me that it would be OK in the water but most of the wood looked rotten to me.  The beam that went into the bow of the boat was mostly missing.  There was a screw sticking out and somebody told me to replace it.  We tried to figure out what size screw it should be but could  not figure it out. I finally took a drill and screwed the screw back in.  We moved the boat out of the garage and into a driveway.  The owner of the house got angry at us for putting a boat in his driveway. 

Train ride up north

I was riding in a train with a group of people.  We were riding in Canada and heading north.  I was sleeping and somebody woke me up to look at the scenery.  There was a peak of a mountain that went very high and ended in a sharp peak.  Everybody said it was the most beautiful thing they had ever seen.  Eventually we reached the end of the train ride and we had to travel by foot from there.  I was headed to a city on the edge of the arctic circle that had less than 20 inhabitants.  I was going there to live.  When I got to the town the northern lights were in full blaze.

Fancy house

I was with a group of people who were going on a tour of a house built by an eccentric rich man who was also a coof llector.  When we got in the house we had to go up a hallway that had stairs.  When we go to the top the stairs ended and there were no doors.  We found a secret door and entered the main part of the house.  There was another part of the house across a hallway and the women in our group all went there.  We turned around and found another secret door.  It lead to a study and billiard room.  There was a desk stacked with papers and a skull.  There was a stairway that lead down to a pool table.  Somebody said what did the owner do here.  I said he sat and thought.  I thought what a great idea to have a place where you could go to think.  There was also a bed there.  The bed had swings on it like it was mounted on a ship and would always be level.  Also it had a canopy and drapes all around it.  When we looked inside the drapes there was an automaton of the owner having sex with a fat woman.  Somebody remarked that the owner had a fetish for fat women.  While we were watching the woman pulled out a rifle and told us to stop watching.  She fired the rifle and one of the people I was with fell down.  We all left and went to another room in the house.  It was a souvenir shop.  I noticed I was not wearing a shirt and was shivering.  Somebody offered me their coat but I said I was going to buy a t-shirt.  There were no t-shirts there at all but there were lots of shiny long sleeve shirts.  I decided I did not want any of the shirts so we went to another room.  This was a room he had set up just for his guitar collection.  There were guitars hanging on racks.  Most were plain electric guitars but some of them were odd shapes.  There was one guitar that was shaped like a butterfly and had the strings running across the body instead of down the neck.  There was another room beyond the guitar room that was still being constructed.  Part of the mans will said the house had to be constantly added to.  The new room did not have anything in it yet .  The walls were all glass so you could look out over the landscape.  There was a river of cement and stones that was going down to make a foundation for another new room.

Digging a hole in the factory

I was in  a warehouse of factory and there was a large machine that was pounding a hole in the ground.  The machine was very big and had men walking around on it.  There were decks around the machine with steel railings.  The center of the machine was a piston with a point.  The piston went up and down to create a large hole.  I watched as the machine slowly went into the ground as it drilled a hole.  The men on the deck slowly disappeared.  The men who were operating the machine decided to take a lunch break.  Me and another person started walking around on the machine.  I noticed that the machine vibrated when we walked around on it.  I told my friend the machine was a little shaky.  He started running back and forth on the machine and making it rock.  Eventually he made the machine tip over and it crashed through a small office in the center of the factory.  I escaped by diving under a steel stairway.  The machine was not injured but it was laying in all the wreckage .  The supervisor came back and started getting very angry.  His face got red and he fired my friend.  I was so glad that he got fired because he had done things like that in the past and gotten away with it.

False arrest

I was in a car with four other men.  I was in the middle in the back and giving directions.  We came to an intersection and I told the driver to turn left.  There was a lot of traffic and when there was a break in the traffic I told the driver to go ahead and go.  Unfortunately there was a red light but the driver illegally turned anyhow.  A few seconds later a police car pulled us over.  I gave my driver license to the driver and told him to balms me for the violation.  The policeman saw me handing something to the drive and made me get out of the car.  He arrested me and took me to the police station.  I asked him what the charge was and he told me DUI.  I told him I was not drinking and wanted a breathalyzer test.  He would not give me one.  I demanded a field sobriety test and then a blood test.  The policeman refused both.  I was taken to the jail and had to change into prisoner clothes.  I demanded a blood test again and the officer again refused.  I had to go into a room to change.  The room looked like a horse barn with benches and straw laying all around. I changed into the prisoner clothes and put my clothes in a plastic bag .  When I was putting my clothes in the plastic bag I found a bag of marijuana that had been stashed in my clothes.  I knew the policeman had put it there in order to set me up for an arrest.  I walked out of the changing room and the policeman was playing poker with 
prisoners.  They were all smoking cigars and the room was very smokey.

At an exclusive mens club

I was at a club for men.  There were plush chairs, fireplaces and men smoking pipes while reading the newspaper,  There was also a hot tub there for a soak.  I tried the tub but it was way too hot so I tried a smaller hot tub.  The temperature was just right but the tub was so small my knees and shoulders were sticking out the top of the tub.  While I was soaking a lady came up from the basement. She was a cook and food server.  One of the men started yelling at her and told her she was fired.  The lady left and the owner of the club came in.  He was very angry that the lady had been fired and told the man who had fire her he had no right to do that.  He told all of the men to get out of the club.  They were all in the hot tub and did not have any clothes on.  The owner did not care and pushed them all outside.  I looked out the door and it was snowing out.  

Cross Country Trip

I was with somebody who was planning a cross country trip by car.  She had a car picked out and we went down to look at it.  It was a new car but looked like it was from the 1930's.  It was grey and had running boards.  I looked at it and it did not have any springs but was on a suspension like a baby buggy.  I thought how uncomfortable it would be to drive cross country in.  When I started to tell my friend about the springs she was already in the car and getting ready to leave.  I looked in the car and it did not have a back seat.  It was a two seat roadster.

Company Exercise Room

I was working for a company and the company had an exercise room for the benefit of the employees.  I went to the room and there were lots of people I know, many who did not work for the company.  I decided I wanted to go in the hot tub and it was very crowded.  There was no room so I went to the weight bench instead.  Somebody was using the weights and I looked around for some I could use.  There were some light weights but the ends were broken off and held on with hose clamps.  I used them anyhow.  I looked around and there was a bowling alley for people to use also. 

Glass Goblet

I was with a group of people and were were pouring wine into a glass goblet.  The goblet was a fancy glass made with lots of geometric designs in it.  We decided the goblet was too big and needed to be made smaller.  I decided to cut the goblet in half and take a slice out of the middle.  Somebody told me we couldn't cut it but I had a knife that would cut the glass.  Once I got the knife started it just cut right through the glass like slicing cheese.  The goblet was in half then and we had to join it back together.  The two side did not match up evenly so there were spaces in it.  I got some clamps out and clamped the glass together.  Then I took a torch and melted the glass together.  There were still cracks whee the glass was joined together.  We took pieces of window pane and melted it into the cracks.  I knew that would not work when the glass cooled down it would crack.  We decided to fill the cracks with silicone instead. 

Staying Warm

I was at a friends house and we decided the best way to keep warm would be to pitch a tent inside the house and sleep inside the tent.  It was a very nice tent with yellow and orange panels.  We did not use the stakes because it was too hard to drive them into the floor.

Stalker

I was standing in a large room with a fireplace.  Somebody came to the front door and I recognized him as somebody who stalks my dreams sometimes.  I have tried to run from him but he always finds me.  I had a gun and shot him many times.  He fell down.  I turned around and looked at him but his body was gone.  I heard rustling in the fireplace and he came down the fireplace.

New apartment

I was with a group of five people and we were all going to go together and rent an apartment we could all live in together.  They had an apartment building all picked out but I did not want to go there because it was in a high crime neighborhood.  Eventually I agreed and we moved in.  The apartment was a long hallway with bedrooms coming off in each direction.  The bedrooms in the front of the apartment were very nice but toward the rear they became less nice.  Some of them had plaster coming off the wall and leaks in the ceiling.  Somebody came to show me the rear entrance and we were unable to close the door all the way.  There was a slot in the door where we could lock the door with a brass padlock.  There were people outside the door who were trying to get in as I locked the door.  A girl from one of the front apartments came to see me.   She had a bottle of champagne and said she was looking for the bathroom.  I showed her where it was.  It was off of a odd shaped room that went at an angle.  The bathroom was in terrible shape with rusty pipes and porcelain.  I showed somebody where the ceiling was leaking and told them we need to get out of the rental agreement as soon as we could.   

Recycling

I was talking to somebody and they were trying to sell me some jewelry.  The jewelry was like a spider web with large shiny balls in the web.  Each ball had spikes sticking out.  I asked the person what the web was made of and she told me it was made from lint taken from the dryer.  She spun the lint into string and then made the web from the string.  I thought to myself what a great way of recycling. 

New Pastor at Church

I was attending a church service in a church that was unfamiliar to me.  The seats were arraigned so that the made circles and each circle got smaller and higher leading the top where the pastor sat.  The pastor said he was going to step down because of political reasons within the church and announced me as the new pastor.  I was quite surprised but went up and gave a small talk.  The pastor left with a bunch of men to discuss the political problems and they told me I could not attend the meeting.  I was a little upset about it but was more upset that I would have to give a sermon each week and lead the prayers. 

House Cleaning party

I was at a house with a group of people.  We were all cleaning and painting.  In the front yard of the house was a large flag pole that needed scraped and painted.  Somebody shimmied up the flag pole and started to scrape the the old paint off.  I got annoyed because that was the job I wanted to do.  There was also a black sports car in the front yard.  It needed painted also.  The car had basically the frame but no outer body parts so you could see right through it.  It was drivable though.  The inside of the house was all white and spotless.  We started to play cards since most of the work was done.  Somebody played a king and another person play the ace.  That made it so I had all the high trumps, the queen, jack and the ten.  One of the ladies I was playing with laid down her cards and said she had all the rest of the tricks.  I told her no way because I had the three high trump cards.  She said the way she played the trumps didn't count so that's why she was going to win.  She said if I didn't like it I could leave.  That was fine with me so I packed up my clothes from my car and put them in the sports car and took off.