Monday, March 26, 2012

Boat Repairs

I was in a garage with a group of people.  We were doing some repairs on an old wooden boat.  It was very dark inside the garage so I turned a light on.  The light hung down from a electric cord and had a fixture that allowed two bulbs to be plugged in.  One of the bulbs was a fluorescent  and the other was a spotlight.  Someone unscrewed the spotlight because the light was not good from it but that made the room too dark so we put the spotlight back in.  I looked down where the spotlight was pointing and it was actually a car engine that we were working on.  I crawled inside the boat to see how it looked and a lot of the ribs were rotting away.  Somebody kept telling me that it would be OK in the water but most of the wood looked rotten to me.  The beam that went into the bow of the boat was mostly missing.  There was a screw sticking out and somebody told me to replace it.  We tried to figure out what size screw it should be but could  not figure it out. I finally took a drill and screwed the screw back in.  We moved the boat out of the garage and into a driveway.  The owner of the house got angry at us for putting a boat in his driveway. 

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Train ride up north

I was riding in a train with a group of people.  We were riding in Canada and heading north.  I was sleeping and somebody woke me up to look at the scenery.  There was a peak of a mountain that went very high and ended in a sharp peak.  Everybody said it was the most beautiful thing they had ever seen.  Eventually we reached the end of the train ride and we had to travel by foot from there.  I was headed to a city on the edge of the arctic circle that had less than 20 inhabitants.  I was going there to live.  When I got to the town the northern lights were in full blaze.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Fancy house

I was with a group of people who were going on a tour of a house built by an eccentric rich man who was also a coof llector.  When we got in the house we had to go up a hallway that had stairs.  When we go to the top the stairs ended and there were no doors.  We found a secret door and entered the main part of the house.  There was another part of the house across a hallway and the women in our group all went there.  We turned around and found another secret door.  It lead to a study and billiard room.  There was a desk stacked with papers and a skull.  There was a stairway that lead down to a pool table.  Somebody said what did the owner do here.  I said he sat and thought.  I thought what a great idea to have a place where you could go to think.  There was also a bed there.  The bed had swings on it like it was mounted on a ship and would always be level.  Also it had a canopy and drapes all around it.  When we looked inside the drapes there was an automaton of the owner having sex with a fat woman.  Somebody remarked that the owner had a fetish for fat women.  While we were watching the woman pulled out a rifle and told us to stop watching.  She fired the rifle and one of the people I was with fell down.  We all left and went to another room in the house.  It was a souvenir shop.  I noticed I was not wearing a shirt and was shivering.  Somebody offered me their coat but I said I was going to buy a t-shirt.  There were no t-shirts there at all but there were lots of shiny long sleeve shirts.  I decided I did not want any of the shirts so we went to another room.  This was a room he had set up just for his guitar collection.  There were guitars hanging on racks.  Most were plain electric guitars but some of them were odd shapes.  There was one guitar that was shaped like a butterfly and had the strings running across the body instead of down the neck.  There was another room beyond the guitar room that was still being constructed.  Part of the mans will said the house had to be constantly added to.  The new room did not have anything in it yet .  The walls were all glass so you could look out over the landscape.  There was a river of cement and stones that was going down to make a foundation for another new room.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Digging a hole in the factory

I was in  a warehouse of factory and there was a large machine that was pounding a hole in the ground.  The machine was very big and had men walking around on it.  There were decks around the machine with steel railings.  The center of the machine was a piston with a point.  The piston went up and down to create a large hole.  I watched as the machine slowly went into the ground as it drilled a hole.  The men on the deck slowly disappeared.  The men who were operating the machine decided to take a lunch break.  Me and another person started walking around on the machine.  I noticed that the machine vibrated when we walked around on it.  I told my friend the machine was a little shaky.  He started running back and forth on the machine and making it rock.  Eventually he made the machine tip over and it crashed through a small office in the center of the factory.  I escaped by diving under a steel stairway.  The machine was not injured but it was laying in all the wreckage .  The supervisor came back and started getting very angry.  His face got red and he fired my friend.  I was so glad that he got fired because he had done things like that in the past and gotten away with it.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

False arrest

I was in a car with four other men.  I was in the middle in the back and giving directions.  We came to an intersection and I told the driver to turn left.  There was a lot of traffic and when there was a break in the traffic I told the driver to go ahead and go.  Unfortunately there was a red light but the driver illegally turned anyhow.  A few seconds later a police car pulled us over.  I gave my driver license to the driver and told him to balms me for the violation.  The policeman saw me handing something to the drive and made me get out of the car.  He arrested me and took me to the police station.  I asked him what the charge was and he told me DUI.  I told him I was not drinking and wanted a breathalyzer test.  He would not give me one.  I demanded a field sobriety test and then a blood test.  The policeman refused both.  I was taken to the jail and had to change into prisoner clothes.  I demanded a blood test again and the officer again refused.  I had to go into a room to change.  The room looked like a horse barn with benches and straw laying all around. I changed into the prisoner clothes and put my clothes in a plastic bag .  When I was putting my clothes in the plastic bag I found a bag of marijuana that had been stashed in my clothes.  I knew the policeman had put it there in order to set me up for an arrest.  I walked out of the changing room and the policeman was playing poker with 
prisoners.  They were all smoking cigars and the room was very smokey.

At an exclusive mens club

I was at a club for men.  There were plush chairs, fireplaces and men smoking pipes while reading the newspaper,  There was also a hot tub there for a soak.  I tried the tub but it was way too hot so I tried a smaller hot tub.  The temperature was just right but the tub was so small my knees and shoulders were sticking out the top of the tub.  While I was soaking a lady came up from the basement. She was a cook and food server.  One of the men started yelling at her and told her she was fired.  The lady left and the owner of the club came in.  He was very angry that the lady had been fired and told the man who had fire her he had no right to do that.  He told all of the men to get out of the club.  They were all in the hot tub and did not have any clothes on.  The owner did not care and pushed them all outside.  I looked out the door and it was snowing out.