Flying at Night

I was with two people.  One of them was learning to fly a plane and we were going for a ride right at sunset.  I asked him if he ever flew at night before and he said this would be his first time.  I asked him about his plane and he said it was 37 feet long.  I asked him what the cabin was like and if there was a place for people to sleep.  He said there was a bed in the plane but he did not like to sleep while he was flying the plane.  I looked around and the other person was gone.  I figured they thought they flying at night was too dangerous.   We started driving to the airport and had to turn into the freeway.  There was a police car approaching us and we pulled in front of it.  The police car put his sirens on and I told my friend to pull over.  He said the police were trying to get the people in front of us to pull over because they were driving so slow.  They were driving so slow that we had to keep putting the brakes on to stop from hitting them.  The police car pulled up next to us and told us to pull over and then started following the slow car.  We waited and the police did not come back so we went ahead to the airport.  We got in the plane and went racing down the runway with lots of bumping and noise.

Pet Snake

I was in a living room with a lot of other people.  Somebody mentioned their snake was missing.  I looked in the other room and saw a snake crawling down a chair leg with it's tongue darting in and out.  The snake dashed across the floor so fast I couldn't see it.  I looked back in the living room and the snake was there with a big bulge in it's stomach.  Somebody said the snake ate the cat.  I looked and the cat was still there.  It was a grey kitten with blue eyes.  The snake had eaten something but we couldn't tell what.  Whatever it was it was still alive and moving around inside the snake.  It stood up inside the snake and stretched.  It was all the way at the tail end of the snake.  Somebody suggested we cut the snakes tail off to free whatever the snake had eaten.

Army Surplus

I was in the Army and in a barracks.  We were in France or Germany.  I received a large package and it was full of overcoats.  I had ordered them from the Army Surplus place and was going to sell them to make some money.  Everybody wanted some overcoat so I gave them away and still had lots left over to sell.  Another package came and it was full of duffel bags.  The duffel bags also had a sleeping bag and a waterproof tarp inside them.  The duffel bags were all different colors and not green.  I tried to give some away but nobody was interested.  I packed everything up into a big box and decided I could not carry it all so I taped it up and sent it home to sell when I got back

Driving West Sep 22

I was with three other guys and we were planning to drive out west.  It was hard deciding what time to leave because we had things to do first.  Finally we all decided to leave on Friday as soon as all the work was finished.  We decided to drive straight through without stopping.  I decided my truck would not be good four four men to ride in so decided to rent a vehicle.  I went to the rental place and was looking around at different cars.  There was a golden Cadillac and it had a fancy design painted along the sides.  The design was lots of faces and figures.  One of the was a woman who looked surprised.  There was a couple looking at the car in order to buy it.  I looked again and it was not a car but a trike with big handlebars.  The designs were still on it.  The woman did not want to purchase this trike but the man was adamant about it.  

Driving West

I was in a car driving cross country to the west.  I had a female companion who was going to meet somebody to get married.  We drove through countryside with lots of wheat growing.  We came to a city and there was a factory on the side of the road.  The employees had to cross the road to get from the parking lot to the factory.  There was a warning sign and I slowed down.  Right in front of me a bunch of employees crossed the road and I had to slam the brakes hard to stop from hitting them.

Block of Teflon

I was working on a large block of Teflon.  My task was to drill holes in it and then slice it into smaller slices.  When I drilled the holes the Teflon came out in a curly string.  The block of Teflon was about 12 feet tall and 12 feet wide.  It was about 6 feet thick. 

At a Restaurant

I was at a restaurant that specialized in spaghetti.  They had all sorts of spaghetti with different sauces to try.  I got a sample plate.  I looked over at the chef of the restaurant and he had his penis in a hot dog bun and was putting chili on it.  I complained to the owner of the restaurant and he said sometimes the chef like to play tricks on the customers.  He said sometime the chef like to trick people into putting ketchup and mustard on his penis as well.

Band in Church

I was in church and leading a small orchestra.  It was mainly composed of children and they did not know how to play their instruments.  I encouraged them to play anyhow.  The players were all crouched down so they could pop up and surprise people when they started playing.  I had to get up on a platform to direct them.  The platform had ladders that I had to climb and when I got to the top the platform was all wood.  I looked down and the children in the band were all on a stage that was lighted up with red and blue lights.  They started playing and even though they didn't know how to play they sounded great.  Even though there was only about 5 or 6 of them they sounded like a full orchestra. 

Small Church

I was at a service in a small country church , possibly in another country like England.  I was sitting next to a man who was telling me the history of the church.  I told hem pretty soon they would need a larger church.  I looked around and saw that we were really sitting in a greenhouse that was attached to the church.  It came time for communion and the priest made a special exception so I could have communion.  He did not really want to give me communion but was doing it for my girlfriend who was a member of the church.  The priest wrapped me up in a purple cloth .  I looked like a baby all wrapped up.  Then he dipped his hands in water and baptized me.  I dipped my hands in the water also and watched the water run through my fingers. Then he gave me communion.  The wafers he gave me were really Doritos chips and were too thick so he had to keep breaking them in half.  I assisted in breaking the wafers in half.  He had a whole pile of wafers in front of him so that it looked like a bowl of potato chips.  Eventually I got communion and went to talk to my girlfriend who was sitting with a bunch of her friends.  I told her the priest gave me communion but she just ignored me.  

War Games

I was at a meeting where it was all men.  The meeting was over and we were all going to spend the night.  One of the men had brought games to play.  He took one of the games and dumped it on the table and there were thousands of small pieces.  I decided to play a game where I defended a castle and somebody else attacked.  I started adding up the defenses on the part of the castle the person was attacking and there were all sorts of surprises.  The bunkers were "hardened" and there were bunkers all over the board.  Each bunker had extra men in them who were elite and could fight better.  The special pieces were loaned to me by somebody playing another game.  I laughed because my defenses were so strong the person playing against me would be so surprised.  The pieces were stacked so high I could not straighten them out and they kept falling over.  In the corner of the castle I had a dragon who defended it.

Airport Security

I was standing in line at the airport to go through the scanner.  The man behind me had a large bag.  The security guards came to the man and made him open his bag.  Inside was a large camera and bundles of money stuffed all around it.  The security guards made him take the camera out.  It was very large and had three lenses that could be rotated depending on which one he wanted to use.  I mentioned to the man it was illegal to take pornography across the state lines and he said he knew that.  The guards told him he could go on and go through the machine.  One of the guards took a portable disk drive and downloaded all the pictures from the camera.  The camera was full of pornographic images.

Eating at a church dinner

I was standing in line to eat at a church dinner.  It was spaghetti and meatballs.  There were two girls who were dishing out the food.  They said for extra money I could have more food.  I decided to get more.  They took a paper plate and loaded it with food.  It was so full it was making the paper plate fold and spill food all over.

Eating at a cafeteria

I was eating at a cafeteria.  They served me chicken noodle soup.  The broth was clear and there was a tiny piece of chicken and one noodle in the soup.  I asked the server about it and he said that was what you get with chicken noodle soup.

Bouncing dog.

I was walking down the street and a couple were coming toward me.  They were walking a large furry dog like an Irish Wolfhound.   The dog broke loose from the couple and started walking toward me very slowly.  The couple decided the dog would be OK and went about whatever they were doing.  The dog came up in front of me and started jumping up and down.  The dog was jumping on it's back legs so it was bouncing.  The dog had a silly grin on its face.  I turned my back on the dog and it grabbed at my coat.  I heard a ripping noise and the dog ripped out a part of my coat.  The coat had a blue liner in it and the liner was showing.  I turned to face the dog and it grabbed my hand.  I hit the dog on the head a few times and the dog became very docile and sat in front of me.  I could tell the dog would do anything I wanted then. 

Ladders and Buildings

I was standing on the roof of a tall building with 3 other people, two women and one other man.  The man was showing me how we had to climb up to the top of the building by using ladders.  I looked and the ladder went up the last few floors.  He explained we use the elevator then climb the ladder to get to the top.  He asked me if I would be more comfortable if the ladder was inside the building instead of outside. There was another building right next to the one we were standing on and he put a ladder going from our building to the building right next to us.  He then climbed up and went to the next building.  He asked me if I would feel better if the ladder had a cover so I didn't have to look down.  He put a triangle shaped cover over the ladder and one of the women started across.  While she was crossing the other woman climbed up the ladder on the outside of the building we were on and placed a ladder going to another building.  She crossed with no problem.  I looked around and all of the building had ladders connecting them together so it was possible to walk from one building to another by ladder.

Busted

I was walking through a small town in the dark.  I entered a house and there was a band playing with a lot of people watching.  The band was four black men playing bells and chimes.  They were obviously having fun playing.  There was no other percussion even though there were drums that nobody was playing.  One of the percussionists I recognized as somebody who was a panhandler.  I thought maybe all drummers are panhandlers to make ends meet.  I walked to the front to get a better look.  They invited me to join in playing.  One of them handed me a long peace pipe.  I was reluctant to take it but did anyhow to not offend them.  I took a long drag on the pipe and it was quite noisy.  Everybody laughed.  They showed me the proper way to smoke the peace pipe, which was to blow through it and somebody else could inhale the smoke.  The drummers were all Rastafarian's I now noticed.  They assured me there was nothing in the pipe that was illegal.  In fact they were smoking some kind of nut than was dried out.  They lit the nut and inhaled the smoke from it.  One of them told me I was having an excellent reaction to the smoke.  I went back to the back of the house and watched while women were roasting the nuts to prepare for smoking.  They had an oven and the nuts came out every once in a while ready for smoking.  Even though there was a fire in the oven I was cold and got underneath a blanket.  There were several other people under the blanket with me and I felt embarrassed.  Just then the police came in to the house and started arresting everybody.  They took me away and told me I was now in the custody of the state of California.  The police took us to a holding area next to the lake and we had to go in front of a judge.  All the Rastafarian's claimed they had a right to smoke because it was part of their religion.  I considered joining their religion so I would not be prosecuted but the judge disallowed the religion argument.  We were all put in trucks and taken away.