At a Restaurant

I was at a restaurant that specialized in spaghetti.  They had all sorts of spaghetti with different sauces to try.  I got a sample plate.  I looked over at the chef of the restaurant and he had his penis in a hot dog bun and was putting chili on it.  I complained to the owner of the restaurant and he said sometimes the chef like to play tricks on the customers.  He said sometime the chef like to trick people into putting ketchup and mustard on his penis as well.