Small Church

I was at a service in a small country church , possibly in another country like England.  I was sitting next to a man who was telling me the history of the church.  I told hem pretty soon they would need a larger church.  I looked around and saw that we were really sitting in a greenhouse that was attached to the church.  It came time for communion and the priest made a special exception so I could have communion.  He did not really want to give me communion but was doing it for my girlfriend who was a member of the church.  The priest wrapped me up in a purple cloth .  I looked like a baby all wrapped up.  Then he dipped his hands in water and baptized me.  I dipped my hands in the water also and watched the water run through my fingers. Then he gave me communion.  The wafers he gave me were really Doritos chips and were too thick so he had to keep breaking them in half.  I assisted in breaking the wafers in half.  He had a whole pile of wafers in front of him so that it looked like a bowl of potato chips.  Eventually I got communion and went to talk to my girlfriend who was sitting with a bunch of her friends.  I told her the priest gave me communion but she just ignored me.